Stop Reading About Regenerative Farming.
Taste It.
Everyone Starts Here
The First Step Box
TRY IT RISK FREE
Love it or get refunded—and keep the chicken.
It’s that good - Tyler, your rancher.
What’s inside?
This isn't groceries. It's evidence.
Two whole birds from 40+ years of regenerative ranching:
1 Whole Bird (perfect for roasting)
1 Whole Bird (ideal for grilling)
Every bird proves it: Certified Regenerative. Certified Organic. No corn, no soy. Pasture-raised. Air-chilled, flash frozen.
One weekend. Four honest meals. No CAFO tricks. No squeaky, flavorless grocery store chicken. Just full-flavored, honest chicken from land that heals.
This is chicken your grandma would recognize. Crispy skin, aroma in the kitchen, happiness on a plate — the kind you’ve been trying to find ever since.
One choice. Two impacts: your family + the land.
Stop reading about it. Just eat it.
All your money back in 7 days if you don’t like it (plus you keep the chicken) - no joke
Here’s the Deal
Order now for $178. I'll ship it Monday—arrives Wednesday.
Cook both birds. Eat them.
If it's not the best chicken you've ever had, email me within 7 days. Full refund. You keep the chicken.
No questions asked. No hard feelings. No Drama.
I'm betting my chicken against whatever you've been buying.
And I know I'll win.
— Tyler
This Is Just the Beginning
Once you taste this chicken—once you see what regenerative ranching actually means for your family—you'll want in.
We want you in.
That's when we open the Hidden Ranch Pantry: better cuts, better pricing, products you won't find anywhere else on the West Coast.
You won't see it in the navigation. It's hidden on purpose. Only people who've bought our chicken get access.
Why? We're not a meat company. We're a land-healing company that happens to raise chicken. The Pantry only works for committed people.
So first? Prove it to yourself.
Take the First Step. The Pantry opens from there.
Wait, Seriously? I Keep the Chicken?
Yep. Seriously.
I can't legally take back shipped food. That's food safety law.
So if you don't like it, keep it. Make chicken salad. Feed your dog. Whatever.
But here's the bet: Once you taste this—crispy skin, actual flavor, that kitchen smell—you won't ask for a refund.
You'll ask when you can order more.
I've shipped hundreds of these boxes.
Refund requests? Less than 5.
The chicken sells itself.
Real families who took the first step
Angela K.
"This chicken is superior in flavor and the environmental impact makes them the best choice."
Tina K
"Be ready to convert. After our first meal, we had to ask ourselves: 'What were we eating from the store?' You can taste the difference."
Janis
"Really good product, will not buy chickens from the store again"
Anna S.
"Thank you so much Tyler for amazing chickens! Wonderful quality and great taste, you won't find it in any stores."
The Keep-It-For-Free Guarantee
If you don't love it, we'll refund you and you can keep the chicken.
That simple.
Stop reading about regeneration. Eat it.
Think about it:
When was the last time you walked out of a restaurant with your family for under $100—and weren’t disappointed? Two mediocre meals, gone.
For about the same, you get four honest meals—roast, grill, leftovers, and broth—that prove what land-first ranching tastes like.
And you can’t find this at Whole Foods or anywhere else on the West Coast.
We’re the only ones raising birds this way
No risk, no downside
Just proof or free chicken
FAQs
Real Answer straight from the ranch
What makes this worth $178?
This is real chicken, grown the right way. 40+ years of regenerative ranching, birds that heal the land while they feed you.
For about the same as two nights out, you get four meals that prove what regeneration tastes like.
Expensive?
Maybe.
Do you get what you pay for?
Absolutely.
Two whole birds?
Yes. The whole bird is the complete package. Roast one, grill one, stretch leftovers, make broth. Two birds easily feed you four times. It’s the best way to taste the full story of what we do. Once you’ve tried these, we open the door to limited monthly drops—but the whole bird is where it starts.
Do you ship nationwide?
No. California and West Coast only. It doesn’t make sense to ship beyond two-day ground—it’s expensive and ecologically irresponsible. We feed our neighbors, not the nation.
When will it arrive?
We ship Monday and Tuesday, so it lands Wednesday/Thursday. You’ll get a tracking number. If anything looks off, just email me—we’ll make it right.
What if I’ve never cooked a whole bird?
Don’t worry. We’ll point you to simple recipes we love. High-end chefs are gaga about this type of chicken because the best ingredients need the least work. It basically cooks itself.
Why start everyone with the same box?
Because the whole bird tells the whole story and this box is the only way to taste it.
Either you’ll love it, or you won’t. If you love it, welcome inside—we’ve got more waiting.
What happens after I take the First Step?
You're not committing to anything beyond these two birds.
But once you taste them—once you prove to yourself this is real—you unlock the Hidden Ranch Pantry.
Only buyers get access. Three boxes always in stock, one monthly special, better pricing than this First Step Box. No subscriptions, no games—just restock when you need to.
Way down the road, there's the Soil 500 Club: people like you who fund regeneration directly and get meat as a byproduct. Not for everyone. Not yet. But it exists.
For now? Just take the First Step. Everything else opens from there.